HI ALL!! .. this egg is for you

    "    Feeling so tired can't understand it, just had a fortnights sleep, I'm feeling so shot I'm so distracted, ain't touched a thing all week, I'm feeling drunk juiced up a sloppy, ain't touch a drink all night, I'm feeling hungry can't see the reason, just ate a horse meat pie, yeah when you call my name, I salivate like a Pavlov dog, yeah when you lay me out, my heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright    "    Well what a FUCKED UP last couple of days!! To start with I get a call early Saturday morning, telling me my produce pick up is early today. OK?? Never got an e-mail or anything. Then they call back 35 minutes later and JUST berate my mother. Why don't we read our e-mails? why aren't we on our way? If we don't show up NOW!! Our food will be donated away. Then the last customer of the day volunteers to bring our food to us. They get here about an hour and half later. They also say they NEVER got an e-mail about early pick up.  As I go out to met them I see that my house has been egg'd!! What the FUCK!!??!!?? About 10 to 12 eggs, the little brown home grown ones. Front door, two on the front of the house below my mothers bedroom window, 6 or 8 on the garage door, and a few on the sidewalk. So I call the neighbors and ask them if they got egg'd. No one home, but the neighbor to the left of me comes over. He has a chicken coop, but no eggs missing. He also knows the other neighbor that has chickens and he will go ask him if they are missing any eggs. He also tells me that he has one of those 'Game' cameras and will set it up for us. COOL!! So off to the store we go and do some shopping, then back home and try to relax. What a day. So this morning after breakfast, YES I had EGGS!! I go out and clean off the egg's, some work but was able to get them off without having to break out the power washer!! So now I got a clean front of the house. I am going to look into one of those 'game' cameras as well. I am putting an end to this stuff!! It seems we are getting targeted by a neighbor hood kid(s).  CHOW MOI!!