HEY ALL!! new phone .. AGAIN

    "    I was out in the city, I was out in the rain, I was feeling downhearted, I was drinking again, I was standing by the bridges where the dark water flows, I was talking to a stranger about times long ago, I was young I was foolish, I was angry I was vain, I was charming I was lucky, tell me how have I changed    "    OK Got the new phone, got the number transferred over from the old phone, put in 5 sets of 'code' that have about 20 to 24 numbers PER code. AND BAM the phone turns off. Can't get it back on, I call the help desk, play with it for 20 minutes nothing. THEN  BAM the phone comes back on, I put in another code AND BAM the phone shuts off!!  OK ENOUGH is ENOUGH!! They are sending me a new phone to replace the new phone??  WHAT!?!?  So now my Verizon account is closed because I transferred the number, so no phone till the 'other' new one gets here. Fine I can make it, I will just wait here with my indolent air and an insolent stare. Waiting for the postman. Made a trip to doctor orthopedic for my 6 month follow up. No changes, and he says that I can stop coming to him, unless I get some additional problems. If I need paperwork filled out it can go to my primary doctor. I once read that 80% of the people that have my condition do NOT change any, 10% get better and 10% get worse. OK one less trip to Olympia. Wednesday went in and had the Rouge serviced, for the last time FREE!! Bummer, now I got to pay for service??  Sounds 'kinky'?  OH well won't be the first time I had to 'pay' for service. Enough said I got daughters you know. CHOW MOI!!